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Perry Porn

Postby HalfPipe72 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:46 pm

::walks off with Perry Mason DVD collection::

MY PORN!!

::kisses DVD cases::

Darn it, it's -35 here with the wind chill and Now I need another cold shower.

::Hides DVD's under pillow::

No one can find them here. Mwahahahaha. MINE!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!! :D

::pets box::

Perry Wanna .......

::pause::

................. (Cloud of Censorship) ...............

::rides off into the sunset with DVD Boxes::

Now to find a nudie pic I can slap Perry's head on, I mean dag man, I made a sound wav called PerryDPerv. Oh and made one with Eric Cartman and Voyager too.. hehehe
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Postby Murray » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:41 pm

crrrreeeeaaaakkkk.....

A door opens, and a stiff-looking man with dark glasses and a business suit walks into the thread.

"Good day, Madam. I am Louis Dewey of 'Dewey, Cheatum, and Howel.' I am here in behalf of the Erle Stanley Gardner estate, which owns the rights to the 'Perry Mason' franchise."

"We have recently found out about your work, and have found it to be a rather blatant violation of our clients' copyright. You are hearby ordered to cease and dessist, or we will respond by suing your butt off."

Stepping up beside the suit is a shorter, more muscular looking man, dressed up in a bloody butcher's outfit, and carrying a still-dripping cleaver, and a sadistic grin. :twisted:

"And Mister Cutletts here as agreed to help us collect after we win."
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Postby HalfPipe72 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:45 am

Murray wrote:crrrreeeeaaaakkkk.....

A door opens, and a stiff-looking man with dark glasses and a business suit walks into the thread.

"Good day, Madam. I am Louis Dewey of 'Dewey, Cheatum, and Howel.' I am here in behalf of the Erle Stanley Gardner estate, which owns the rights to the 'Perry Mason' franchise."

"We have recently found out about your work, and have found it to be a rather blatant violation of our clients' copyright. You are hearby ordered to cease and dessist, or we will respond by suing your butt off."

Stepping up beside the suit is a shorter, more muscular looking man, dressed up in a bloody butcher's outfit, and carrying a still-dripping cleaver, and a sadistic grin. :twisted:

"And Mister Cutletts here as agreed to help us collect after we win."


Dude, it's the DVD collection of the first Season. YOU OKED IT PAL. You gave them the right to sell the DVD's there is no Porn involved, I just moan when I see Perry at work. Is that such a Crime? HUH? WELL? HUH?

::flips lawyer the bird:: Idiot's don't have the brain cells to see what things really are. WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
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Postby Murray » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:28 am

The lawyer gives Half a look that could melt steel, then turns.

"We'll be watching you."

He walks off, as does the disapointed-looking butcher.
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