FKA USS Freedom 07-02-10 "Rikki Tikki Takki Under Locky

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FKA USS Freedom 07-02-10 "Rikki Tikki Takki Under Locky

Postby Murray » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:34 pm

"Rikki Tikki Takki Under Locky"

The crew gets back to the starbase, and before going off to face the Admiral, Payne gives the rest of the Bridge crew leave. On the base, the newest crew member A'Chala waits nervously to see who she'll be working with. And seeing them disembark, she sees one plow into the others from behind and the Captain getting an up-close and personal view of the Security Chief's unmentionables. Lott ands up being approached by a mongoose-like alien, a thin Antican, and told as she's under investigation for supposedly endangering the lives of two redshirts (by swallowing) during the wargames, she'll be under escort. Instead, she locks him in a room, and calls Security. Half finds a hamster on the ground, and eats it, "It looked at me and said 'EAT ME!' so I did."
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Re: FKA USS Freedom 07-02-10 "Rikki Tikki Takki Under L

Postby HalfPipe72 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:59 pm

Murray wrote:"Rikki Tikki Takki Under Locky"

The crew gets back to the starbase, and before going off to face the Admiral, Payne gives the rest of the Bridge crew leave. On the base, the newest crew member A'Chala waits nervously to see who she'll be working with. And seeing them disembark, she sees one plow into the others from behind and the Captain getting an up-close and personal view of the Security Chief's unmentionables. Lott ands up being approached by a mongoose-like alien, a thin Antican, and told as she's under investigation for supposedly endangering the lives of two redshirts (by swallowing) during the wargames, she'll be under escort. Instead, she locks him in a room, and calls Security. Half finds a hamster on the ground, and eats it, "It looked at me and said 'EAT ME!' so I did."


*NOTE* First officer lost her mind befor the sim started. Now that partial sanity has returned I'm gonna loose my mind in a nap.
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Postby Murray » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:34 pm

Next time you do, please make sure it's an "Out of Body" experience. ;)
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Postby Enarrain Isa » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:36 pm

Q. Have you ever tried Kipling?

A. Can't say I have. I've never kippled before ...
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Postby HalfPipe72 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:50 pm

Murray wrote:Next time you do, please make sure it's an "Out of Body" experience. ;)


Ya mean it wasn't one? :o
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Postby HalfPipe72 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:53 pm

Enarrain Isa wrote:Q. Have you ever tried Kipling?

A. Can't say I have. I've never kippled before ...


I dunno what that is, is it sexual? I'll do it if it's sexual :D LOL Sorry It's valentines day and I may just be getting something cause the BF is coming over. He never comes over just for the fun of it anymore. :shock:
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