FKA USS Freedom 07-03-10 - "Exit Droolin"

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FKA USS Freedom 07-03-10 - "Exit Droolin"

Postby Murray » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:12 am

"Exit Droolin"

While Lott is in the slammer, (s)he sings away, much to the irritation to the guards. Meanwhie, Half gets approached by a Security chief saying they have orders to ship "the troublemaker" to the Sick Puppy ward, but don't know who it is. She says it's Droolin, and he gets called over. He's dragged away in a straitjacket and a smile by two female guards, the walking hormone thinking it's part of some kinky game. Back at the brig, Lott is ordered released, "We have the real troublemaker."
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Re: FKA USS Freedom 07-03-10 - "Exit Droolin"

Postby HalfPipe72 » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:35 pm

Murray wrote:"Exit Droolin"

While Lott is in the slammer, (s)he sings away, much to the irritation to the guards. Meanwhie, Half gets approached by a Security chief saying they have orders to ship "the troublemaker" to the Sick Puppy ward, but don't know who it is. She says it's Droolin, and he gets called over. He's dragged away in a straitjacket and a smile by two female guards, the walking hormone thinking it's part of some kinky game. Back at the brig, Lott is ordered released, "We have the real troublemaker."


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Finaly He's gone. :-D
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Postby Murray » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:42 pm

Ah, but for how long? :wink:
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Postby HalfPipe72 » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:42 pm

Murray wrote:Ah, but for how long? :wink:


OOh hell, leav'em in the wacky ward for a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooong time. It's not so bad a place really. :D
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Postby Murray » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:17 pm

Maybe, maybe not.

:twisted: MUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted:
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Postby Murray » Tue May 22, 2007 11:16 am

forgot to do a log for the episode:

SD 3/10/07 - "Exit Droolin" It looks like we're going to be in the Starbase for a while.

We're being investigated not only for the "piracy" that we did in the wargames, which is what I thought we were supposed to do, but also this ridiculous charge that Lott Tadasi took advantage of her stretchable jaw to swallow a Ferrengi captive alive. Lott can be odd, but would she really make even a Ferrengi die the horrible death of acid burns and fumes trapped in a creature's belly?

Besides, the Ferrengi in question survived. Maybe the charged that was dropped, injecting him with drugs, wasn't so crazy.

Lott was arrested, and put into the custody of Security on the Starbase. I'm trying to do what I can to get her/him let go, but the Admiral seems determined to have her/him commited to the "Sick Puppy" ward before his/her hearing. Should that happen, it'll be very hard to avoid a Section-8 discharge, let alone back on the <I>Freedom</I>.

I'm going to do what I can to ...

What's this? It seems they're not going to ship Lott out after all, but Droolin. Considering the numerous complaints about him harrassing women, maybe this wasn't a mess-up after all. Even if it was, if there's one thing Vulcans have in common with humans is a reluctance to admit a mistake was made. But it seems the charges against him/her are dropped.

Well, I doubt Droolin will be missed. Especially by Halfpipe. Maybe she managed to pull a string or two. If so, she's becoming a bit more adept at office politics. That's something I always had trouble with.
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