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sssshhhhhh I'm not here, I'm a figment of your imagination

Postby HalfPipe72 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:13 pm

*Pulls shuttle craft in to the menu speaker*
I would like a Big Mac, Whopper with cheese, and a Frosty.
*muffled sound comes from speaker that soulds a lot like the adults in the peanuts*
No I do not want fries with that.
*muffled voice again*
no thank you
*muffled voice gets louder*
I said I want a Big Mac, Whopper with cheese, and a Frosty.
*Muffled voice screaming over the speaker*
NO, NO FRIES.
*Muffled voice comes threw with a boradge of censored bleeps*
Ok, like dude, Pull the mic outa your mouth and try that again.
*Darth vader breathing sounds come over mic*
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Darth Vader voice clears up*
T.H.I.S. I.S. T.A.C.O B.E.L.L
*Yells at the speaker*
OK like "2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a seasame seed bun." "Big Mac, Fillet of Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries, Icie Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies"
*Darth Vader comes over mic again*
THIS IS NOT MCDONALDS
Oooooh, Wopper with Cheese
*Voice again*
THIS IS NOT BURGER KING
I See then, A frosty
*Voice again a little louder*
THIS IS NOT WENDY'S, THIS IS TACO BELL.
*to speaker* Take a Smell? what is that, some Alien Place?
TACO BELL
Go to hell? I Beg Your Pardon
TACO BELL
Take A Belll? why would I do that?
*Censor bleeps come out of the mic again*
Nevermind, I don't need this kind of abuse at a drive threw, I get enough on the ship.
*Squeeches away in a hurry*

P.S Mitchy-poo, I blame you for this insanity. Yes dear you. I can see this happening on the ship in a drive threw somewhere With a sticker on the back "Have it Your Way = Fact Or Fiction?" and a license plate "Colest2All"[/b]
Signed,
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(First Officer / Science Officer)
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Postby Murray » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:29 pm

"They can't DO this to us!"

"Don't worry. I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows some ranking officers in that tub's starbase. I'll just pull a few strings, and they'll have nothin' but Vulcan tofu coming out of their replicators. And because of the officers' orders, they won't be able to reprogram them."

"What about the meat-eaters? Can they order them to go veggie?"

"That stuff? A human wouldn't last much longer. So I don't see why not."
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Postby HalfPipe72 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:31 pm

Murray wrote:"They can't DO this to us!"

"Don't worry. I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows some ranking officers in that tub's starbase. I'll just pull a few strings, and they'll have nothin' but Vulcan tofu coming out of their replicators. And because of the officers' orders, they won't be able to reprogram them."

"What about the meat-eaters? Can they order them to go veggie?"

"That stuff? A human wouldn't last much longer. So I don't see why not."


ROFLMAO, OMG too funny. I knew I could count on you.
Signed,
Commander Sher Half-Pipe
(First Officer / Science Officer)
Freedom : http://uss-freedom.com
My Blog : http://360.yahoo.com/halfpipe72
My Website : http://www.geocities.com/halfpipe72
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